Family Guy Porn Story: Ask Any Character From Family Guy Chapter 5

Meg,
between peter and Connie D’Amico which one would you kill

MEG:
Peter or Connie. Uhh. I dont care. Theyre both as bad as each
other. You decide. (tears start welling up in her eyes) Oh wait. I
dont have any friends.

Brian, if you could would you steal
Lois from Peter

BRIAN:
I have married Lois once before, but then Peter came back and being
the true friend I am, I gave him back his wife. Im true, and
loyal, and it hurts me to see my best friend suffer (even though hes
hurt me a million times).

Patrick,
are you still going to kill Peter

PATRICK:
All Fat men should die!

Francis
griffin, do you hate you son Peter?

FRANCIS:
How you talking too me? Im dead for goodness sake! Gone! Deceased!
But, yes, I do hate my son Peter.

Carter, do you hate your
wife?

CARTER:
I hate everyone and always will do!

Lois, are you ashamed that
your husband is retarded

LOIS:
No, hes quite dashing the way he is. Oh, Pet-ah!

Jillian,
do you still have feelings for Brian?

JILLIAN:
I do, and I always will do, but he broke my heart and I cant
accept that.