Family Guy Porn Story: Quagmires Story Chapter 3

Quagmires Story
Part III

The Baby
Sitter

Once Stewie gathered
all his items, which included a baby bottle, a pair of toy keys,
straw, dirty diapers, etc. Then Stewie began talking to himself Now
I must think of a plan to get Lois to have that Quagmire watch over
me. Ha now I have an idea of how to get ride of Peter and have Lois
suffer two horrible faiths. Stewie then dawns his peter robot and
transforms it into a Lois figure.

Stewie in his robot
disguised as Lois comes down the stairs. Now lets try this
translator. You idiot I am not a woman, and why dont you cook for
once. Proclaimed Stewie. The robot began to talk. Peter ill
make you mac and cheese then we can have SEX! Stewie was
delighted with his successful translator.

Stewie walked into the
kitchen where Peter was trying to open a beer with his teeth. Stewie
was delighted, Perfect now I must put my plan into action.
Stewie walked the robot to the living room and open a can of beer.
Peter then came running through the door. My beer senses are
tingling. Sweet a beer. Hey Lois you going to finish that beer.
Stewies robot answered with No Peter you can have it.

Just as Peter was clutching the beer Stewie dropped it onto the
floor. Oops so sorry. And no use trying to lick it up. This new
carpet absorbs everything automatically. But I dropped a case of beer
in the street. Peter jumped up and ran for the door. He open the
door and there was a case of beer laying in the road. Aw sweet now
I can work on my six pack. (Work out joke)

Peter
ran into the street and began drinking the beer. Then a car riding
down the road with a drunken driver talking on a cell phone began to
spin out of control. The car flipped and slid about to collide into
Peter. The car stopped just before smacking Peter. Wow that was so
close I think I wet myself.

Out
of nowhere Joe comes flying in his wheel chair screaming, Thats
my beer Peter, hand it over! Joe began beating the living crap out
of Peter. And stole back his beer. Lois drove up in the car after
going to the grocery store. Lois screamed franticly Peter what
happened? She ran inside and called an ambulance.

When
the ambulance arrived Lois jumped into the car with Chris, Meg,
Stewie, and Brian. She stopped and said Oh my gosh. I dont want
Stewie to see peter like this. I know. Lois grabbed Stewie from
the car seat and ran up to Quagmires house. Quagmire answered the
door. Hello sexy lady. Wow Lois! Hey youre not my three
oclock massage lady. But youll do just fine. Alright!

Lois
handed Stewie to Quagmire. Glen I need you to watch Stewie while
Peter is in the Hospital. Can you do that for me? Quagmire
answered Sure thing Lois. Id do anything for you. Lois was
so relieved. Thank you! And gave Quagmire a kiss on the cheek
and left. WOW! Baby. Stewie youre my ticket into your moms
pants. Alright! Gigty, gigty, gigty, gigty!

Stewie
was pleased. Thats what Im hoping.

To
be continued

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