Family Guy Porn Story: Da Bang – Chapter 3

Da Bang Ch. 3

YAY! Its
finally here! I just saw Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, and let me
tell you, it was hilarious! Well, I guess Ill take some stuff
from the movie! Onto the story!

Disclaimer: I dont own Family Guy.

Pt. 3
The Recreator-er.-er

All of a
sudden the Griffins heard a voice. Well, if it isnt little
Stewie! the voice said. Stewie jumped out of Lois arms and
stared at the man. Oh my God, said Stewie why the hell are
you wearing purple socks? I mean its hideous and Oh my God,
its Stu!

Whos
Stu? said Lois. Dont you remember the movie? God, I cant
believe you were even smart enough to read the script!

I
didnt know this would be real! said Peter. Mom, the evil
monkey is a robot now! Chris said whimpering.

The evil
robot monkey pointed at Chris while clenching his metal teeth.

I
wonder how that happened. Said Chris.

(FLASHBACK)

The evil
monkey was near some lava and he fell in.
OOHHOOOOHOO-AHHHAHHHAHAHH! he screamed. A table rose as
we reveal DARTH MONKEY! DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN!
sang Peter.

Do you
mind? said the narrator. Sorry said Peter.

(END
FLASHBACK)

Come
Ill make you some food. Said Stu.

Thank
you for taking us in. said Lois.

The
Griffins walked into a pyramid shaped house. Little do they know that
I, the writer will add a twist! MWAHAHAHAHA!

HEY
SHUT UP OUT THERE! ILL KICK YOUR FRIGGIN ASS! Stupid
said Peter.

Well, that
was Odd. Well theres gonna be 2 more chapters. Pt. 4
Danger EVIL! And Pt. 5 The Twist.

Please
review!