Family Guy Porn Story: Starring Chris Griffin – Chapter 3
(Cut to Chris and Lois coming home)
Lois:I think youre really doing well Chris.
Chris in a different voice:Thank you mother.
Brian:Wow you really worked wonders with him.
Lois:Acutally for times sake he just had a fast character change
Brian: Right
(Peter and Stewie come in)
Peter in a sarcastic voice to Chris:Hello other son.
Brian:What the hell has gotten into you.
Peter:Ive just realized my intelligent seamin skipped a child.
(Cut to Seamin)
Intellignet one:I say what happened to Fredrick.
Another intelligent one:Peter sold him to the sperm bank in order to get concert tickets.
Retarded seamin:I swam real far and saw poop
Intelligent seamin:Indeed
(flashback)
Peter:Ive had a great time hanging out with Stewie(cut to Stewie in car with Peter)
Peter:Youre going to grow up and be successful Stewie,you see I had a rough childhood(here the voice changes into Daniel Stern like a Wonder Years monolouge) see Dad was a strict Catholic which made him a perfectionist
Peter realizes its Daniel Stern.
Peter:What the hell are you doing talking about my childhood?
Daniel Stern:Oh I do that for a living now.
Stewie:People pay you to do that?
Daniel Stern:Sometimes they throw me quarters.
Peter:Why are you in my car?
Daniel Stern:I was eating the french fries under the seats.
(flashback)
Peter:Have a good time with your movie son.
Peter and Stewie walk away.
Lois:Oh I hope Peter isnt jealous of me spending time with Chris.
Brian:I wouldnt worry Peter loves Chris,hell snap out of though hes dumb as hell hes a good father
(Cut to Peter with toddlers Meg and Chris in the park)
Chris:Can I have a ballon?
Peter:Sure thing son.
(Michael Jackson runs in and grabs Chris)
Peter:Get away from my son you pervert!
(Michael Jackson grabs Meg gets his ballon and Peter hugs him)
Michael Jackson:Ewww your a girl!
(flash to Peter in bed having a dream)
Announcer:We now return to the Academy Awards heres your host Billy Crystal.
Billy Crystal:Knock Knock
(circkets chirp)
Billy Crystal pretending to be someone:Whos there
Billy Crystal:Dontya
Billy Crystal pretending to be someone else:Dontya who
Billy Crystal:Dont ya remember me I mean I was in City Slickers,When Harry met Sally,Analyze This! Doesnt anyone care at all?
Announcer:And the oscar for Best Actor goes to Chris Griffin!
Chris:Thank you Academy for giving me the honor of having so many oscars!
(Peter sees Chris walking with oscars)
Peter:Dont ya remember me son?
Chris:Im too rich for you now,go be Megs father.
Peter:Ahhh!
(Peter wakes up full of sweat)
Lois:Whats wrong
Peter:Ive just had the most horrible nightmare!
Lois:What was it about.
Peter:Billy Crystal,it was awful Lois oh God it was awful!
Lois:Get back to sleep Peter,well be taking Chris to his audition in the morning.
(Cut to the morning,Lois and Chris are leaving)
Chris:Is Dad coming with?
Lois:I think hes worried.
(Peter shows up)
Peter:Good luck Son Im so proud of you.
Chris:Thanks Dad.
Brian:Yeah Chris break a leg.
(Chris just then breaks his leg)
(Cut to hospital,Peter,Lois,Brian and are there)
Brian:Boy what a coincedence,Chris Im sorry.
Chris:Will I be able to make my audition?
:Oh no my boy you wont be able to walk for a while,youll have to lay in your room
Chris:Oh no the evil monkey will be able to get me.
(Everyone laughs,and the Evil Monkey comes in and begins laughing an evil laugh too)
The End
Sorry about the delay