Family Guy Porn Story: Peter Reborn – Chapter 1

Family Guy: Peter reborn

Chapter One:

Starts off with Peter dancing in the middle of the living room. And the family is watching him while theyre sitting on the couch.

Peter: laughing

Lois: Oh my Peter, did you smoke our secret stash again?

Peter: Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, sh. I hear voices. Do you hear them? They, they want oh my god. They want my lucky charms. Starts laughing again and falls on the floor

Stewie: Oh my, the fat man fell. Hahaha. Obesity is quite humorous isnt it?

Brian: I think he over-dosed.

Shows an ambulance speeding down the road with Peter inside it. Screen goes to Peter lying in the hospital bed with a body cast on.

Brian: Why do you have a body cast on if you over-dosed?

Peter: mumbles

Lois: We cant understand you Peter because of the body cast.

Peter: mumbles again then laughs

Doctor: He woke up on the way to the hospital, and fell out of the moving ambulance.

Lois: Oh my god, is he going to be okay? Looks really worried

Doctor: Yes he is. Its going to take a while for his bones to heal. But while we wait, can you play a game with me?

Lois: Looks puzzled Umm, sure. What game do you want to play?

Doctor: Sounds excited The Waiting Game. Haha. Burn baby, burn.

Chris: laughs I dont get it.

Meg: The Waiting Game isnt a real game, its only a phrase people use to describe a length of time between an amount of time. Moron.

Stewie: Laughs that was more funnier than that joke Peter told to the nuns of the church.

Flashback: Peter at the front on the pew in front of a bunch of old nuns

Peter: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Nuns: Look puzzled

Peter: To have pre-marital sex with the rooster.

Nuns: Look at Peter with angry eyes

Peter: To have pre-marital sex. Pause with the rooster.

Nuns: Get up and beat Peter with rulers

Flashback ends

Lois: So, doctor, how long is it going to take for Peter to heal?

Doctor: Without a montage, itll take about two years. With a montage, itll take the length of the song.

Lois: Ill take the montage please.

Doctor: Walks over to a record collection Here are your options. Michael Jacksons record, I swear I never touched her. R. Kellys record, I swear I never touched her, or Mike Tysons record, I swear I never touched her.

Lois: Do you have anything by Kiss?

Doctor: I do, but listening to Kiss would take more time than without the montage. I hate Kiss.

Lois: Looks a bit angry Fine, put on Michael Jackson.

Doctor: Walks over and puts a CD on a record player, Thriller by Michael Jackson starts playing

The Griffins start doing the Thriller dance, and the doctor joins in. Shows Stewie dancing in an ally, and then loses his nose. Then hes running around and his hair catches fire. He then runs right into a garbage can, and for some reason grabs his groin. Montage is over

Screen shows Lois sitting on the couch watching Desperate Housewives. Shows whats happening on the show.

Susan: falls into a cake

Gabrielle: takes her clothes off, but you cant see any nudity

Bree: takes the clothes Gabrielle took off, and starts sewing it

Lynette: kicks a soccer ball through the window

Then all four of them hug each other and laugh, then start crying

Peter walks through the door of the Griffins house

Lois: gets up and runs to Peter to give him a hug Oh Peter, Im so glad to see youre okay.

Peter: with a smile on his face Im better than okay, Im good. And starting today, youre going to see a bigger, and better Peter.

Stewie walks into the room

Stewie: Did I just hear you correctly? Youre going to be a bigger Peter? HA!

Chris walks in

Chris: Dad, Im glad to see youre home again. The evil monkey in my closet was running the household. He was carving objects into my back! Chris lifts his shirt, and there are a bunch of banana shaped scars all over his back

Peter: Looks at Chris There isnt any evil monkey Chris. But, those are some really good carvings of penises that you put on your back.

Peter: looks at Lois and whispers since when was Chris gay? Do I need to get an exorcist on him?

Shows what would happen if an exorcist comes for Chris

Chris is sitting down watching T.V when there is a knock at the door. He gets up and answers the door

Exorcist: Hi. Im the exorcist. BOO! HAHA. Just kidding. I am Richard Simmons. Jumps up and down the power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you.

Chris: screams and starts crying. Then the evil monkey comes and kills Richard Simmons with a chainsaw, then points at Chris with the evil look. Chris screams

The End of Chapter One

Word from the creator of this particular story:

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