Family Guy Porn Story: The Chronicles of Quagmire Part 2 Chapter 1

The
Chronicles of Quagmire

Part
2 ( The Secret)

Family
Guy theme song

Our
story left Quagmire at his house with the genie. After the genie
explained Quagmires past and destiny, Quagmire set out on a daring
mission to a dangerous location.

Quagmire:
Yeah, Ill have 2 number fives, a number one special,
and… lets see what else did Peter want?… oh
yeah, and 6,000 chicken fajitas.

Voicebox?Que?

Quagmire:
Dammit, I get the one chinese guy in Quahog.

At
Adam Wests house

Adam:
I love my name being Adam We.

At
downtown

Quagmire:
So genie, what exactly to do I have to do?

Genie:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…

Quagmire
does his head bobble.

Quagmire:
Hurry up!

Genie:
Let me ask the writer. Writer, what is Quagmire supposed to do?

Writer:
Well, you shouldve payed me, Genie.

Genie:
I will never pay you.

Genie
breaks the writers neck.

Quagmire:
Hey, Genie, what is your purpose for being here?

Genie:
Well, Quagmire, that is another part of you
destiny… Well that is your destiny; to learn why
geniess exist.

Quagmire:
Ok, Ive got something. Youre here because, you wanted to
meet me? No, wait, you wanted to steal my porn.

Genie:
No, Glenn, it is a big secret that you must discover. To discover it
you must, kill Peter Griffin.

Quagmire
has a look of shock on his face in sequence to a dun dun dun
type of suspenseful music.

The
bad coupon giving chicken gives Quagmire a coupon.

Quagmire:
A expired coupon for a box of cereal. You son of a bitch!

Quagmire
and the chicken fight.

The
entire scene is actually playing on a T.V. that Peter is watching.

Peter:
That was me. I used to think that fighting was good. Truth is,
thousands of americans a day die in fights. So remember, dont
fight, talk it out.

Some
guy in audience: What kind of bull crap is that? Fighting is good.
What are you high or something?

Peter:
Oh thats it, Im gonna kick your ass!

Peter
and guy fight.

To
be concluded…

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