At The Psychiatrists office. Brian was lying on the
couch and the doctor was sitting in a Lazy-Boy with a clipboard was
in one hand and a pen in the other.
Well Brian, it sounds like You need a vacation.
said the doctor.
A Vacation? I Cant take a Vacation. Peter, Lois,
Meg, Chris, and Stewie need me.
Do they Brian? I think your family can to very well
without you. Im not trying to be mean Brian.
Huh, That makes a little sense alright I do it.
Thats Good Brian The Doctor looked at his
watch. Well Time is up Brian I am canceling Our appointment for
next week so you can have a full week of rest and relaxation. They
shuck hands And Brian drove back to The Griffin House hold. Chris and
Peter were taking down the Easter Decorations. Lois was bringing out
Family Guy: Peter reborn
Starts off with Peter dancing in the middle of the living room. And the family is watching him while theyre sitting on the couch.
Lois: Oh my Peter, did you smoke our secret stash again?
Peter: Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, sh. I hear voices. Do you hear them? They, they want oh my god. They want my lucky charms. Starts laughing again and falls on the floor
Stewie: Oh my, the fat man fell. Hahaha. Obesity is quite humorous isnt it?
Brian: I think he over-dosed.
Shows an ambulance speeding down the road with Peter inside it. Screen goes to Peter lying in the hospital bed with a body cast on.
Brian: Why do you have a body cast on if you over-dosed?
Lois: We cant understand you Peter because of the body cast.
1: Breaking Apart
Peter and Lois had a terrible fight about Brian
hitting Stewie in his football shaped head. Peter, Brian had
no right, Stewie shouldnt hurt Brians feeling like that.
Stewie decided to interrupt the conversation Dear god, hes a
freaking retarded dog and he doesnt belong here, Whats a
dumb kid like you doing here, you couldnt shut up if you were paid
1 million dollars Stewie Poo! Brian was angry with what Stewie had
to say. Slowly the familys falling apart, Im gonna die in
misery! Meg added to the fire. She was crying and very helpless.
Lois directed to Peter Shut up, Meg, Stewie and I are leaving. You
can take care of Brian and Chris you lazy bum. I wont
interfere with them trying to get things done Peter snickered
back. Thats it, Im sick of your idiotic words and gestures.
Lois left in the new Chrysler van she bought (without Peter). Mom,
what are we going to do? Meg was still crying and sounded like she
was being murdered. What big crock of crap Meg, like you care
Peter, Chris and Brian are gone. How rude of you, Stewart
doesnt talk to Megan like that. Lois was very frustrated at
this point. Ugh, I hate this crap, thank god Brians gone, and
couldnt stand that hideous dog. The rest of the ride was quiet.
Lois decided to take Meg and Stewie to McDonalds. What do you
want Meg? A Big Mac and large coke she replied.
GIF Animation: I see Chris Griffin with Meg Griffin enjoy some outdoor fun
Loveable whore gets undressed demonstrating her ample bosom and claping her wet pussy. Family Guy sluts love getting dirty about one another to present the best fuck session than you have ever encountered. Lustful Family Guy slut wants to feel hard black dick right up her ass, and then blow it till it dumps cream into her mouth and on her face!
GIF Animation: Lois Griffin suck Chris Griffin dick
Sexually eager babe relishes a sloppy blowjob and gets shagged the hard way by her boyfriend on cam. Beware because this Family Guy stuff is much hotter than you could have ever expected it to be: the most skilled meaty fellows pull sexiest girls on their massive cocks here… A bitch from Family Guy being caught between a two-team of thick wieners that spatter her hot face with warm and sticky jizz!
Peter and Meg are
playing golf with Professor Honeydoodle. Chris is at home beating the
Evil Monkey with a shoe horn
Chris: (laughs) Im
beating the monkey. (Looks stunned) I dont get it.
(Continues to beat of
the evil monkey)
(Lois and Stewie are in
the living room. Lois is reading a magazine, and Stewie is watching
television. The screen shows us what Stewie is watching. He is
watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire)
Regis: For one million
dollars, what is you? Is it a) me b) you c) them or d) us
Contestant: Umm let
me see here. Im from Canada, so you is me. Final answer.
Regis: Oh Im so
sorry. The correct answer is true.
(Leaves television, and
shows Lois putting her magazine down on the table)
Stewie: Hey, hey you.
Woman. I demand that you change my diaper right away. Its like
Willy Wonkas Chocolate factory down there.
Fades In from
New Setting: Living
Brian: Hey Stewie
Stewie: What, you
Brian: Im going to
watch you tonight
Stewie: Damn you. I
dont need a canine watching me. Who put you up to this?
Stewie: Someday I will
kill that bitch.
Brian: But hopefully
Stewie: Why in bloody
Brian: I would always
have to take care of you.
Peter: Hey Brian Im
going to the party. Sure you dont want to ditch Lois?
Stewie: Shut up
Fatmawait a party?
Brian: Yea, Im not
going I am stuck here with you
Stewie: Are you an ass?
This is the perfect time to get Stewie and the Cowtones back
Flash Back Starts
Stewie Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her
on my CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth
Cowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, man
you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth
Cowtones Three times the Girth Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat Cowtones Loves to eat Stewie A big ol Buddha belly
and her breast swing past her feet Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat, My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat. Song from
episode To Love and Die in Dixie Aired November 15, 2001
By: Will Fortner
Peter, get out of the shower or youll miss breakfast. Lois called. Fine, I be down in a minute, He yelled back. Gees, cant a man get a damn shower. He thought to himself.
Peter got out of the shower and got the towel. Then he hard and RIP. The he turned around and his eyes got big. Ummmmm, Lois I ripped the towel. Peter shouted. Damnit! Lois said to herself. Well, putt it in the trash and Ill burn it later. She shouted back.
Peter went into their bedroom and got dressed and went down to eat. Every thing was normal. Chris hiding from his monkey, Meg looking at Brad Pitt and Johnny Dep and Stewie planning a way to get rid of Lois. Peter sat down and look at something in the article. Hey listen to this Brad Pitt is gay (He is not gay ok). Then Meg started to cry and went up stairs. Gees, what the hell is her problem? Peter said.