Family Guy Porn Story: Meg’s First Party – Chapter 3

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Commercial

New Setting: Living
Room

Brian: Hey Stewie

Stewie: What, you
grotesque dog

Brian: Im going to
watch you tonight

Stewie: Damn you. I
dont need a canine watching me. Who put you up to this?

Brian: Lois

Stewie: Someday I will
kill that bitch.

Brian: But hopefully
not soon.

Stewie: Why in bloody
hell not?

Brian: I would always
have to take care of you.

Peter: Hey Brian Im
going to the party. Sure you dont want to ditch Lois?

Stewie: Shut up
Fatmawait a party?

Brian: Yea, Im not
going I am stuck here with you

Stewie: Are you an ass?
This is the perfect time to get Stewie and the Cowtones back
together.

Flash Back Starts
Stewie Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her
on my CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth
Cowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, man
you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth
Cowtones Three times the Girth Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat Cowtones Loves to eat Stewie A big ol Buddha belly
and her breast swing past her feet Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat, My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat. Song from
episode To Love and Die in Dixie Aired November 15, 2001

Flash Back Ends

Peter: The good old
days.

Brian: Yea when we were
Sheriffs

Peter: Yea, well got to
go.

Lois: Hey Brian, it
turns out I have to go to my Moms she is really sick. Sorry

Brian: Oh, its fine.

Lois: You Sure

Brian: Yea, I mean you
know me and Stewie had plans.

Stewie: Yes, if I can
just round up the Cowtones

Lois: What do you mean
Stewie?

Brian: He, he, he,
he…

Falls on Floor drunk

Lois: Brian, are you
ok? I only gave you one Martini.

Stewie: Yes Mother but
the Damn dog made 20 more.

Lois: Oh Great.

Stewie: Oh well.

Meg: I will watch them
mom

Lois: Oh, thanks a lot
Meg.

Meg: Ok mom you should
get going.

Lois: Ok, call me when
Brian gets up. Your Dad will be home in a little while ok.

Stewie: Yes, now leave
woman.

Lois Leaves to get on
bus

Brian gets Up

Brian: Ok, did she
leave the keys?

Meg: Yea, are you ready
to go?

Stewie: Damn you, no we
arent. We have to get my band.

Meg: As long as I get
to drive.

Brian: That was the
deal.

Meg: Lets go party.

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