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Family Guy Porn Story: Brian And Stewie In Oz Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Brian And Stewie In Oz Chapter 1

At The Psychiatrists office. Brian was lying on the
couch and the doctor was sitting in a Lazy-Boy with a clipboard was
in one hand and a pen in the other.

Well Brian, it sounds like You need a vacation.
said the doctor.

A Vacation? I Cant take a Vacation. Peter, Lois,
Meg, Chris, and Stewie need me.

Do they Brian? I think your family can to very well
without you. Im not trying to be mean Brian.

Huh, That makes a little sense alright I do it.

Thats Good Brian The Doctor looked at his
watch. Well Time is up Brian I am canceling Our appointment for
next week so you can have a full week of rest and relaxation. They
shuck hands And Brian drove back to The Griffin House hold. Chris and
Peter were taking down the Easter Decorations. Lois was bringing out
lemonade.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Peter Reborn – Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Peter Reborn – Chapter 1

Family Guy: Peter reborn

Chapter One:

Starts off with Peter dancing in the middle of the living room. And the family is watching him while theyre sitting on the couch.

Peter: laughing

Lois: Oh my Peter, did you smoke our secret stash again?

Peter: Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, sh. I hear voices. Do you hear them? They, they want oh my god. They want my lucky charms. Starts laughing again and falls on the floor

Stewie: Oh my, the fat man fell. Hahaha. Obesity is quite humorous isnt it?

Brian: I think he over-dosed.

Shows an ambulance speeding down the road with Peter inside it. Screen goes to Peter lying in the hospital bed with a body cast on.

Brian: Why do you have a body cast on if you over-dosed?

Peter: mumbles

Lois: We cant understand you Peter because of the body cast.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Brian or Stewie Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Brian or Stewie Chapter 1

Family
Guy

Chapter
1: Breaking Apart

Peter and Lois had a terrible fight about Brian
hitting Stewie in his football shaped head. Peter, Brian had
no right, Stewie shouldnt hurt Brians feeling like that.
Stewie decided to interrupt the conversation Dear god, hes a
freaking retarded dog and he doesnt belong here, Whats a
dumb kid like you doing here, you couldnt shut up if you were paid
1 million dollars Stewie Poo! Brian was angry with what Stewie had
to say. Slowly the familys falling apart, Im gonna die in
misery! Meg added to the fire. She was crying and very helpless.
Lois directed to Peter Shut up, Meg, Stewie and I are leaving. You
can take care of Brian and Chris you lazy bum. I wont
interfere with them trying to get things done Peter snickered
back. Thats it, Im sick of your idiotic words and gestures.
Lois left in the new Chrysler van she bought (without Peter). Mom,
what are we going to do? Meg was still crying and sounded like she
was being murdered. What big crock of crap Meg, like you care
Peter, Chris and Brian are gone. How rude of you, Stewart
doesnt talk to Megan like that. Lois was very frustrated at
this point. Ugh, I hate this crap, thank god Brians gone, and
couldnt stand that hideous dog. The rest of the ride was quiet.
Lois decided to take Meg and Stewie to McDonalds. What do you
want Meg? A Big Mac and large coke she replied.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Peter Reborn Chapter 8

Family Guy Porn Story: Peter Reborn Chapter 8

Chapter 8

Peter and Meg are
playing golf with Professor Honeydoodle. Chris is at home beating the
Evil Monkey with a shoe horn

Chris: (laughs) Im
beating the monkey. (Looks stunned) I dont get it.

(Continues to beat of
the evil monkey)

(Lois and Stewie are in
the living room. Lois is reading a magazine, and Stewie is watching
television. The screen shows us what Stewie is watching. He is
watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire)

Regis: For one million
dollars, what is you? Is it a) me b) you c) them or d) us

Contestant: Umm let
me see here. Im from Canada, so you is me. Final answer.

Regis: Oh Im so
sorry. The correct answer is true.

(Leaves television, and
shows Lois putting her magazine down on the table)

Stewie: Hey, hey you.
Woman. I demand that you change my diaper right away. Its like
Willy Wonkas Chocolate factory down there.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Meg’s First Party – Chapter 3

Family Guy Porn Story: Meg’s First Party – Chapter 3

Fades In from
Commercial

New Setting: Living
Room

Brian: Hey Stewie

Stewie: What, you
grotesque dog

Brian: Im going to
watch you tonight

Stewie: Damn you. I
dont need a canine watching me. Who put you up to this?

Brian: Lois

Stewie: Someday I will
kill that bitch.

Brian: But hopefully
not soon.

Stewie: Why in bloody
hell not?

Brian: I would always
have to take care of you.

Peter: Hey Brian Im
going to the party. Sure you dont want to ditch Lois?

Stewie: Shut up
Fatmawait a party?

Brian: Yea, Im not
going I am stuck here with you

Stewie: Are you an ass?
This is the perfect time to get Stewie and the Cowtones back
together.

Flash Back Starts
Stewie Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her
on my CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth
Cowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, man
you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth
Cowtones Three times the Girth Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat Cowtones Loves to eat Stewie A big ol Buddha belly
and her breast swing past her feet Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat, My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat. Song from
episode To Love and Die in Dixie Aired November 15, 2001

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Family Guy Porn Story: The New Version – Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: The New Version – Chapter 1

Family Guy

By: Will Fortner

Peter, get out of the shower or youll miss breakfast. Lois called. Fine, I be down in a minute, He yelled back. Gees, cant a man get a damn shower. He thought to himself.

Peter got out of the shower and got the towel. Then he hard and RIP. The he turned around and his eyes got big. Ummmmm, Lois I ripped the towel. Peter shouted. Damnit! Lois said to herself. Well, putt it in the trash and Ill burn it later. She shouted back.

Peter went into their bedroom and got dressed and went down to eat. Every thing was normal. Chris hiding from his monkey, Meg looking at Brad Pitt and Johnny Dep and Stewie planning a way to get rid of Lois. Peter sat down and look at something in the article. Hey listen to this Brad Pitt is gay (He is not gay ok). Then Meg started to cry and went up stairs. Gees, what the hell is her problem? Peter said.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 5

Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 5

Fades in from
commercial

Stewie on stage with
microphone.

Stewie: ok, ok it is
ready for Stewie and the cowtones.

Stewie
Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her on my
CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth
Cowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, man
you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth
Cowtones Three times the Girth Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat Cowtones Loves to eat Stewie A big ol Buddha belly
and her breast swing past her feet Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat, My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat. Song from
episode To Love and Die in Dixie Aired November 15, 2001

Crowd:
Yea, Go, Alright

Music
Agent: Hi, Stewie is it? I saw you up there tonight, and you were
like a star. I would like to sign you to Jibe Records.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Quagmires Story Chapter 4

Family Guy Porn Story: Quagmires Story Chapter 4

I have no claim on
Girls Gone Wild.

Quagmires Story Part IV

Stewies
Proposition and Loiss Demise

Quagmire took Stewie
inside and sat him down on the couch. Quagmire stood in the middle of
the room and started to scratch his neck. Wow. Ive never had to
take care of a kid before. Umm what do babies like to do? I know.
Well watch an educational video.

Quagmire went inside
his closet and a bunch of sex toys fell out. Pink fuzzy handcuffs,
black whips, and other things. Then quagmire picked up a red video
tap. Alright! Stewie just sit back and relax. Oh yeah here little
buddy. Quagmire handed Stewie some hand lotion. Stewie looked at
the bottle with a confused look on his face. What in Gods name
am I supposed to do with this?

The television turned
on and a blonde woman with a white lab coat came on the screen. Hey
there big boy. Do you want to learn some science? Well you came to
the right place. Were going to learn about the reproductive system
and about the human body. First lesson. When you see a pair of
these, the woman pull the lab coat down and showed a pair of C
boobs, you take this then she showed a picture of a penis,
and some lotion. Take your hand and make a hole with your hand and
wrap it around your penis and move your hand up and down.

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FamilyGuyPornography Story: Never Close your Eyes Chapter 1

FamilyGuyPornography Story: Never Close your Eyes Chapter 1

My greatest challenge, my toughest fight

I try to kill you every single night

I’ve used an axe and a death ray

Yet you always manage to see another day

But rest not mother, for your time will come

I’ll always be there, standing by with a gun

You can strap me down or tuck me in

But I’ll always come back again

I’ll take off your head and bathe in your blood

It will wash over the room like water in a flood

I’ll take a knife and twist it in your heart

Or maybe get a chainsaw and rip you apart

So don’t close your eyes or turn off the light

For I’ll always be there, ready to fight

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Family Guy Porn Story: Family Guy – Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Family Guy – Chapter 1

Family
Guy

By:
Will Fortner

Peter, get out of
the shower or youll miss breakfast. Lois called. Fine, I be
down in a minute, He yelled back. Gees, cant a man get a damn
shower. He thought to himself.

Peter got out of the
shower and got the towel. Then he hard and RIP. The he turned around
and his eyes got big. Ummmmm, Lois I ripped the towel. Peter
shouted. Damnit! Lois said to herself. Well, putt it in the trash
and Ill burn it later. She shouted back.

Peter went into
their bedroom and got dressed and went down to eat. Every thing was
normal. Chris hiding from his monkey, Meg looking at Brad Pitt and
Johnny Dep and Stewie planning a way to get rid of Lois. Peter sat
down and look at something in the article. Hey listen to this Brad
Pitt is gay (He is not gay ok). Then Meg started to cry and went up
stairs. Gees, what the hell is her problem? Peter said.

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