Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 2

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Commercial

New Setting: Home

Brian: Hey Lois, whats
her problem?

Lois: She just lost a
date.

Brian: Oh, you mean
that party thats going to have martinis?

Lois: It isnt
catered.

Brian: No, and I, I
um.am going to it.

Lois: Oh! I needed you
to watch Stewie tonight.

Brian: Oh, well, cant
Meg do that. She doesnt really have anything better to do.

Lois: Sorry Brian, I am
taking her out, but I can find someone else to watch

Brian: No no, I will be
fine, you go.

Lois: Are you sure?

Brian: Yea

Peter walks in

Megs walking down
stairs

Peter: Hey Brian you
still going to the party with me and the guys?

Meg: What! Dad is even
going to the party, Im such a loser

Runs up Stairs
pouting

Peter: God, whats
her problem?

Brian: She cant go
to the party like me.

Lois: Brian is going to
stay home and watch Stewie

Stewie shoot arrows
right when Lois bends over

Stewie: Damn You!!

Lois: Here is a Martini

Brian: Gee, thanks Lois

Stewie: Mother, change
me.

Lois Walks off with
Stewie to change him

Peter: So youre
stuck doing chores.

Brian: Yep

Peter: Wow, so I guess
you wont win?

Brian: Probably not
Peter

Peter: So can I have
the money you bet? You know to give it to whoever wins.

Brian: You, you would
just keep it.

Peter: Oh Crap, how did
he know?

Brian: Peter I am right
here

Peter: Did I say that
out loud, it was supposed to be a thought.

Brian: Yea, you uhsaid
it out loud.

Peter: Oh Crap

Brian: That too

Oh Crap

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