Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 5
Fades in from
commercial
Stewie on stage with
microphone.
Stewie: ok, ok it is
ready for Stewie and the cowtones.
Stewie
Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her on my
CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth
Cowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, man
you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth
Cowtones Three times the Girth Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat Cowtones Loves to eat Stewie A big ol Buddha belly
and her breast swing past her feet Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat, My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat. Song from
episode To Love and Die in Dixie Aired November 15, 2001
Crowd:
Yea, Go, Alright
Music
Agent: Hi, Stewie is it? I saw you up there tonight, and you were
like a star. I would like to sign you to Jibe Records.
Stewie:
Wow, this calls for a sexy party.
(Sexy
Party takes Place)
Stewie:
Ok ok, girls you were awesome. Ok, so now what are we talking?
Music
Agent: I could offer you a lot of money, and also 10 minutes of free
air time.
Stewie:
Air Time
Stewie
talking to himself This is the time, I will be able to control
everybody over t.v., I have to ready my device, I I have waited so
long, and (says aloud) I will finally take over the world, and be
able to kill.
Music
Agent: Yea, umm
Stewie:
Oh, sorrythat was.uhjust me.thinking about my uhnew
songyea my uhnew song. Not world domination or anything.
Music
Agent: Ok, good so we have a deal.
Stewie:
Alright
Meanwhile
Lois:
Thank you so much
Bus
Driver: Yes, is this all you need then, to be here in Providence,
Rhode Island.
Lois:
Yes, you see my mom she is really sick.
Bus
Driver: Oh, sorry to hear that.
Lois:
Yea, me to, me and Meg were going to go have some fun like we did at
spring break.
Bus
Driver: Well good luck with your mother
Lois:
Thank you
(Lois
Walks Away)
Meanwhile..
Peter:
Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Batman.OH OH, Quagmire watch this. Hey
hey have you ever done it with a real man.
Man:
OMG, You Pervert
Peter:
What are you talking about baby.
Man:
You, you think I am a girl.It worked, my operation did work, and
everyone notices I am a girl, and not a man
Peter:
Wait, you used to be a man, eww get off. Quagmire that guy just hit
on me, he just came up and he was like hey you wanna know what a real
man is like.
Cleveland:
Oh, thats just wrong.
Peter:
Hey, when the hell did you get here?
Meg:
Dad
Peter:
Meg
Cleveland:
Quagmire
Quagmire:
Stewie
Brian:
Cleveland
Stewie:
Brian
Cowtones:
Fat Baby
A
Long Quietness..
Peter:
Oh, I get it, thats hilarious.
Quagmire:
Hey Brian you made it.
Brian:
Yea, I guess I did didnt I.
Quagmire:
So Meg you 18 Yet?
Meg:
No, why?
Peter:
Hey, you trying to hook up with my daughter?
Quagmire:
No, I was just.
Peter:
Damn right you areshe needs a boyfriend, and you would be perfect,
rather a friend than a stranger date her ha ha ha..(falls down
drunk)
Girl:
Oh, Jeff I cant wait till we get home and you show me how to use a
stick shift.
Quagmire:
Giggity
Brian:
Hey, oh come on, oh my, no way man
Kid:
Put your pants on
Quagmire:
Hey, Shut Up!
Meanwhile..
Lois:
Why doesnt anyone answer the phone? Mom, do you mind if I go
home? I mean you arent sick, and the kids might need me.
Loiss
Mom: Oh, so you cant spend time with me?
Lois:
No, its not that at all, I just.
Loiss
Mom: Fine just leave me.
Lois:
Fine Ill stay ten more minutes, but thats all.
Loiss
Mom: To bad, I was going to through you a party, a stripper and all.
Lois:
Well, I dont want him to have to leave.he needs the money
rightso I can stay.at least until the stripper is gone.
Loiss
Mom: Yes, you wouldnt want him to lose his job.
Lois:
Yea, (cackles)
Back
at the party.
Meg:
Hey Josh, whats up?
Josh:
Meg, OMG you made it, I mean.I didnt.you know expect you to
come after today.
Meg:
Oh well, thats cool, Im here so we can hang out.
Girl
walks over
Meg:
Right?
Girl:
Salut je suis la nouvelle fille. Je suis venu ici de la France.
Translation:
Hi I am the new girl. I came here from France.
Meg:
Umok then.
Josh:
Shes French, I can only understand some of what she says, but
(whispers to Meg) I think shes an easy one, if you know what I
mean.
Girl:
Josh a dit que nous allions aller compltement ce soir. Semble
sexy ne fait pas il. Bien que je ne suis pas tout fait sr
qu’il signifie. Translation:
Josh said that we were going to go all the way tonight. Sounds sexy
doesn’t it. Although I am not quite sure what it means.
Meg:
Ok, well have fun.
Josh:
Oh we will.
Josh
and Girl giggle
Someone
in the croud screams HES GOT A GUN a shot is heard.
Me:
So how is it so far? FYI, I have not forgotten Chris, he will be in
the next chapter. The next chapter should come soon, and I am sorry
for the time lengths between times I submit chapters. R & R
please? Tell me if I should continue, and tell me what I need to
fix? Next chapter due: 12/10/05, at least. Hope you enjoyed.