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Family Guy Porn Story: Peter Reborn – Chapter 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Peter Reborn – Chapter 1

Family Guy: Peter reborn

Chapter One:

Starts off with Peter dancing in the middle of the living room. And the family is watching him while theyre sitting on the couch.

Peter: laughing

Lois: Oh my Peter, did you smoke our secret stash again?

Peter: Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois, sh. I hear voices. Do you hear them? They, they want oh my god. They want my lucky charms. Starts laughing again and falls on the floor

Stewie: Oh my, the fat man fell. Hahaha. Obesity is quite humorous isnt it?

Brian: I think he over-dosed.

Shows an ambulance speeding down the road with Peter inside it. Screen goes to Peter lying in the hospital bed with a body cast on.

Brian: Why do you have a body cast on if you over-dosed?

Peter: mumbles

Lois: We cant understand you Peter because of the body cast.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 5

Family Guy Porn Story: Megs First Party Chapter 5

Fades in from
commercial

Stewie on stage with
microphone.

Stewie: ok, ok it is
ready for Stewie and the cowtones.

Stewie
Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her on my
CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth
Cowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, man
you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth
Cowtones Three times the Girth Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat Cowtones Loves to eat Stewie A big ol Buddha belly
and her breast swing past her feet Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat, My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat. Song from
episode To Love and Die in Dixie Aired November 15, 2001

Crowd:
Yea, Go, Alright

Music
Agent: Hi, Stewie is it? I saw you up there tonight, and you were
like a star. I would like to sign you to Jibe Records.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Quagmires Story Chapter 4

Family Guy Porn Story: Quagmires Story Chapter 4

I have no claim on
Girls Gone Wild.

Quagmires Story Part IV

Stewies
Proposition and Loiss Demise

Quagmire took Stewie
inside and sat him down on the couch. Quagmire stood in the middle of
the room and started to scratch his neck. Wow. Ive never had to
take care of a kid before. Umm what do babies like to do? I know.
Well watch an educational video.

Quagmire went inside
his closet and a bunch of sex toys fell out. Pink fuzzy handcuffs,
black whips, and other things. Then quagmire picked up a red video
tap. Alright! Stewie just sit back and relax. Oh yeah here little
buddy. Quagmire handed Stewie some hand lotion. Stewie looked at
the bottle with a confused look on his face. What in Gods name
am I supposed to do with this?

The television turned
on and a blonde woman with a white lab coat came on the screen. Hey
there big boy. Do you want to learn some science? Well you came to
the right place. Were going to learn about the reproductive system
and about the human body. First lesson. When you see a pair of
these, the woman pull the lab coat down and showed a pair of C
boobs, you take this then she showed a picture of a penis,
and some lotion. Take your hand and make a hole with your hand and
wrap it around your penis and move your hand up and down.

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FamilyGuy Pornography Story: Brian And Stewie In Oz – Chapter 2

FamilyGuy Pornography Story: Brian And Stewie In Oz – Chapter 2

Chapter
2: In oz

A
few minutes later Brian Woke up to find the Second floor house
somewhere else. A strange place he never seen before. He tried to
wake up Stewie. Come on, wake up shrimp. Stewie woke up with
the sudden shock in his eyes.

What
the Duce? Where Are we? He Said

I
dont know said Brian but, lets go find out they walked in
Chriss room and the evil Monkey came out and looked for Chris.
Seeing that he wasnt there The monkey returned into Chriss
closet. So Chris was right all along

Brian
and Stewie Crawled out the window to find feet under the half of
house.

Oh
My God we killed someone

Oh
How Delightful, well one down and nine hundred ninety-nine Billion,
Nine hundred … Before Stewie finished his sentence One Thousand
little Stewie look a likes came out to calibrate some thing, and were
coming towards Brian and Stewie.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Brian And Stewie In Oz – Chapter 3

Family Guy Porn Story: Brian And Stewie In Oz – Chapter 3

Chapter
3:The Three

Brian and
Stewie were walking down the yellow brick road, when they came a
cross a corn field.

Do
you really think that any of this stuff would work on the wicked
witch? Asked Brian

Well
, Dog, If it works on the U.S. Senate and The President it could work
on the witch. By the way, Why did you get the special item. I thought
that the Human gets it. stated Stewie.

In
the book she does , I dont know but does it look nice

Huh,
well it looks like your own collar except Sparkly Just then his
stomach started to growl. I say My tummys rumbling. Oh look
corn. Stewie went to go get some. When Brian looked ahead and saw
Two Crows picking on a Scarecrow.

Hey
look scare crow you got something on you Said Crow number one.

Where?
Asked the Scarecrow.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Battle at Quahog – Chapter 7

Family Guy Porn Story: Battle at Quahog – Chapter 7

A/N: Hey everyone! My friend has been helping me out with my stories (typing wise) so I would just like to thank her :). So here’s chapter 7.

Stewie’s POV

So today was my first day. I was apathetic about this whole thing. Lois said that I needed to “learn responsibility” so I came to my grandparents’ country club. Oh and the best thing is I’m a lowly towel boy. Great isn’t it? Well you’re wrong if you believe that. So today is my first day. As I walked in the front doors of the club I looked around. IT was huge…well of course rich show offs came here. Anyway I walked up to the counter to check in.

“So you’re the new towel boy, eh?” he asked. For a clerk of a hotel you’d expect someone who was …well… well dressed. This guy looked like he got dressed in the dark while blindfolded.

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Family Guy Porn Story: The Real Meg Griffin – Chapter 2

Family Guy Porn Story: The Real Meg Griffin – Chapter 2

Family Guy

The Real Meg Griffin Part 2

(Note: the reason why I had a recap was to make it feel more like the show)

Announcer: Previously, on Family Guy

Peter: Guess what, my Uncle John is coming.

Cut to the part where Lois finds out that John is dead.

Lois: I think hes dead.

Stewie(v.o): Hallelujah!

Cut to the funeral.

Undertaker rolls his eyes into the back of his head.

Undertaker: I am gonna bury you alive!

UT grabs Peter by the neck, goes towards the grave, lifts him up and throws him into the grave. He starts putting in dirt as comes and attacks him with a shovel. He pulls Peter out of grave and beats UT with the shovel while hes KOd.

Mankind: And thats for what you did to me a King of the ring!

Cut to when Peter is on the computer.

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Family Guy Porn Story: Dowries from his Majesty Part 1

Family Guy Porn Story: Dowries from his Majesty Part 1

In the quiet town of Quahog, the Griffin Family are having a family dinner. All except Peter, who is at the bar with his family.

Brian: You know Lois? I think this is your best pot roast yet. Why I could taste a dash of vinegar and…what is that? Paprika.

Lois: Why thank you Brian. And yes, I did add a little paprika. Stewie, stop playing with your food. You’re a growing boy. Don’t you want to grow up as strong and tall as your father.

Stewie: Oh yes. Those are fetching role models. I would definitely want to grow up to get married and have a mentally retarded son and a man of a daughter. Next thing you’d want me to do is join some random fraternity and go on a drinking binge every night with my pledge¬† brothers.

(Flash to a bar where Stewie is walking to greet a group of unknown guys)

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