Chris is hitchhiking
to Quahog. But he accidentally spelled Quahog. Instead, the sign
reads Hog Town. A trucker pulls over. They start talking.
Trucker: Hi Boy. You
look like some fresh meat. But why are you heading to New York?
Chris: New York? Im
heading to Quahog. (Looks at sign, and realizes it says Hog Town) Oh,
sorry. I dont know how to spell.
Chris: And what? Oh
wait. (Thinks for a second) Im not that fresh, Im thirteen.
Trucker: Well, thats
a mighty lucky number now isnt it? Hop in, Ill drive you to
Chris: Thanks mister!
Youre awesome! Youre more awesome than that time I almost
drowned in the fountain.
(Flashback: Chris is
walking towards a water fountain in the school hallway to get a
drink, he then goes to take a drink. He pushes the button in, and the
water explodes filling the hallway with water up to the ceiling.
Shows Chris trying to breathe when hes under water, then a mermaid
comes along and saves his life by opening a classroom door. That room
is full of water. She goes and opens the window, and throws Chris
outside. The water doesnt spill out somehow. She then closes the
window, and Chris looks at her and smiles and waves to her. We can
see her back, and she takes off her top and all you see is a bunch of
hair waving around in the water from her chest. Flashback ends)