Brian: Its different because someone rebuilt it!
(Shows Old Quohog and it looks like the future)
Peter: Wow, Im impressed!
Brian: Yeah, its so futuristic now!
Peter: No, I mean you really cant hold a Water Snake!
(Peters is playing with a Water Snake and keeps dropping it)
Peter: (Bends over and farts) Oh, there goes my back!!!!!
Lois: Then what was that farting sound?
(Everyone looks at Peter)
Peter: My back cracked, not my gas!
Stewie: It seems Ive made a poopie… (Pulls Lois hair) Hey, HEY YOU FILTHY
INFINTILE CROTCH-PHEASANT!!!! Ive made a doo-doo… I wish I went on you,
you red-haired wench…
Lois: Oh, Stewie, you stink!
Stewie: Youre the one who stinks you big-nosed devil!!!!!!!!!
Lois: Now where can I find a change table?
(A flying change table flies over)
Lois: My, this city is advanced!
Peter: Hey mabey theres a flying washroom too!
Lois: Youre always too lazy to go….
(Scene: Griffin living room. Peters watching TV, Chris is drawing, and
Stewies playing with his blocks)
Peter: (Holding himself… Down there… THE PART BETWEEN HIS LEGS YOU
IDIOT!!!!!) Damn, Ive gotta go to the washroom!
(Lois comes in)
Lois: Then go, Peter!
(Lois walks out)
Peter: Chris, go to the washroom for me.
Chris: Ok, dad! (Runs to the washroom)
Stewie: Oh, and I suppose you want me to take your place at your work for
the rest of your life!
Peter: Oh, that would be great, Stewie, thanks!
Peter: Hey, lets take a tour of our new city!
Brian: Old city.
Stewie: Oh, the fat mans gay….
To be continued in Part 3 The Re-Creator…-er…..