Brian: Its different because someone rebuilt it!
(Shows Old Quohog and it looks like the future)
Peter: Wow, Im impressed!
Brian: Yeah, its so futuristic now!
Peter: No, I mean you really cant hold a Water Snake!
(Peters is playing with a Water Snake and keeps dropping it)
Peter: (Bends over and farts) Oh, there goes my back!!!!!
Lois: Then what was that farting sound?
(Everyone looks at Peter)
Peter: My back cracked, not my gas!
Stewie: It seems Ive made a poopie… (Pulls Lois hair) Hey, HEY YOU FILTHY
INFINTILE CROTCH-PHEASANT!!!! Ive made a doo-doo… I wish I went on you,
you red-haired wench…
Lois: Oh, Stewie, you stink!
Stewie: Youre the one who stinks you big-nosed devil!!!!!!!!!
Lois: Now where can I find a change table?